I adore this. Life lessons. Except booze, cause that’ll just land me in a coffin.
Replace booze with chocolate milk, my friend.
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//alcohol, pasta, Zoolander, and painting jellyfish.
//I don’t know if I’ll be able to make a solid return to this blog until after graduation.
But its officially TMI Tuesday in my time zone, and I wanted to announce that I won a water-proof 12 speed pulsation magic wand vibrator, KY lube, and toy cleaner in a raffle at my college tonight.